I am so upset right now, I can’t even talk about it.
There’s a much longer story to be told, but the short version is that Miss Roommate tried to make bananas foster this morning. It did not go well. The smoke damage to the house is insane and a large portion of one wall, and some of the floor is almost completely burned through.
Our landlord is probably going to sue us. My house is….not looking so hot. I may have to move back in with my parents. I have a mountain of insurance paperwork to go through and I’ve been randomly crying all day. I have NO idea how she managed to do this and I may wring her neck.
That is all.
I’m SORRY. At least your parents live in the burbs. Mine live in Ohio. I’m going to have to sleep in the DePaul library or something.
Honestly, I don’t think I should talk to you right now. You might not like what I have to say.
If this is about your new Kooba bag, I’ll replace it. I promise!
Can’t fool me. *wink*
I’m hoping this is a really good April fools joke. Cause really, who makes bananas foster?
holy. shit.
i .. just .. i..
am speechless
I’m totally hoping this is an April Fool’s joke. If not, I’m so sorry.
Jenny -
Do you think I give two shits about a bag right now? I would SO much rather not have a lawsuit than have a purse.
Angela -
I wish I was fooling.
Lacey -
We’ve made kangaroo before. And steaks with homemade bearnaise sauce. This was supposed to be a trial run of bananas foster.
Technically, it was supposed to be a trial run of bananas foster done with matches instead of a blowtorch. Bad call on my part.
Deutlich -
Yeah. I have lots of words, but none of them are nice, and many of them are “Fuck.”
Jamie -
Thanks. It’s been a long long day.
Jenny -
Is there any way you can stop being a smartass about all this? You do realize the gigantic insurance nightmare we’re going to have to sort through?
Okay. I’m really REALLY sorry. I’m just being a smartass because I don’t know how to react properly to something like this.
Taking your word for it that this is not an April Fool’s joke, I am SO GLAD you are safe. Seriously, everything else is unimportant after that.
But on the off chance that this *is* a joke – I will not be amused.
no way you’d do an april fools joke, because they’re lame, and i have high expectations for you.
hope everything is okay.